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Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
15 February 2012 @ 11:13 pm

Gotta tell you this: to me, John tops. I don't admit the opposite, since JOHN TOPS. He was a soldier. He's the solid sticked-to-the-ground part of the couple. He's shorter but he's larger. And seriously, Sherlock needs some spanks (if their relationship is sexual).


Nostalgia, by Random_Nexus
Words: 9123
Tags: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock comes across some old photos of John and via his reaction to them realizes he has some strong feelings about his flatmate - shameless smut ensues.
Written for the prompt: Someone on my writer's group started talking about how it would be interesting to see Soldier John from the past and wondered what Sherlock's reaction would be.

The Perfect Specimen, by Cleo2010
Words: 16066
Tag: NC-17
Summary After seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations, Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his flatmate. This is the story of how that first sighting came to be and the following attempts to learn more. An unashamed masturbation-fest, first person and very detailed. It's rated explicit for a good reason!

The Red Box, by Cleo2010
Words: 8247
Tag: NC-17, Frottage, Anal Sex, Crossdressing, Knickers
Summary: Written for a prompt on the kink meme ages ago which asked for... John wears women's underwear sometimes. Sherlock is surprised and turned on

Exhibit, by berlynn_wohl
Tag: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock gets turned on when John is angry and bossy, so he tries to get him mad. He does et voilà, hot, steamy sex!

So that we may live in peace, by skyfyre
Words: 3136
Tag: NC-17 (wall-sex/hand-sex; first time)
Summary: London is a battlefield. A battlefield with tea.

As you consume the Longitudes, by coloredink
Words: 3936
Tag: NC-17 (wall-sex/hand-sex)
Summary: "You're drunk again," Sherlock observed. "It must not be working out with Sarah."

As if not spoken to in the act of love, by coloredink
Words: 8289
Tags: dubious consent, codependant!Sherlock, asexual!Sherlock, angst
Summary: Sherlock endures the indignities, bodies squirming against one another, the sweat, the saliva, because of John's jam in the fridge and sour-breathed kisses in the morning.
Note: Written for this kinkmeme prompt, which requested codependent!Sherlock tells John he's whatever sexuality John prefers so long as John doesn't leave him.

Messages Unspoken, by Kate_Lear
Words: 12796
Tag: NC-17
Summary: A look at Sherlock and John in the immediate aftermath of the Hounds of Baskerville case, with particular attention to John's knowledge of Morse code.

There's a first time for everything, by Kate_Lear
Words: 21126
Summary: A series of 'firsts' in Sherlock's life.

De Facto, by pennydreadful ****
Words: 5679
Tags: Medical Kink, Sex Toys, Dirty Talking, Weirdness
Summary: John thinks he has a normal sex life with Sherlock until of course he doesn't. If Sherlock can invent his own job, he can invent his own fetish.

On The Bottom, by pennydreadful
Words: 4671
Tags: Topping from the bottom, virginity, Sherlock gives a boyish feeling.
Summary: John tops from the bottom and Sherlock is an awkward hot mess, as usual.

Release, by pennydreadful ****
Words: 3845
Tags: anal sex, oral sex, handjob, fingerfucking, orgasm delay/denial
Summary: Orgasm denial...FOR SCIENCE! / or also, This was a fill for a prompt on the sherlockbbc_fic kinkmeme which asked for: Sherlock needs to find out the amount of semen a man can produce in one orgasm after repeated rounds of orgasm-denial over a 24 hour period (of course it's for a case, duh). He needs John to assist him. Someone has to hold the measuring cup, after all.

A turn of phrase, by pennydreadful
Words: 5355
Tags: Dirty talk, Oral Sex, Masturbation, anal sex
Summary: Sherlock's libido has rekindled after a dormant spell and he thinks it's time he and John have sex. John agrees. Smut and much filthy talk ensues.

Amenable, by Resonant
Words: 6120
Tags: romance, making out, first time
Summary: You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.

Home, by Resonant
Words: 3397
Tags: first time, romance
Summary: "Right, then," said Sherlock. "I'll need you out by the thirtieth."

As We Are Defined, by the_arc5
Words: 4889
Tags: romance, first time, angst
Summary: People assume things about them, but nobody really gets it. Nobody really understands what they are. Of course, John isn't quite sure he understands, either.

The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl, by out_there
Words: 32900
Tags: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.

A Silver Experience, by doodle_writes
Words: 16.400
Summary: John, we need to get married.

Yes and No, by emungere
Words: 5098
Tags: First Time, Crossdressing
Summary: "Yes, it's for a case. No, I derive no sexual gratification from it." "That's nice," John said. "Did you eat while you were out?"

Urgent Sexting, by verizonhorizon
Words: 2691
Tags: Humour, porn, texting, aphrodisiac, fluff
Summary: Sherlock's "I'm above carnality, you mindless masses" attitude and penchant for danger land him in trouble: a spurned aspiring lover doses him with an aphrodisiac. Sherlock is determined to enjoy this new drug (gift horses and all that) and asks John's help dealing with it.

Like A Glove, by verizonhorizon
Words: 860
Tags: Leather kink, porn, gloves
Summary: John fantasizes about Sherlock’s gloves with spectacular results.

I got mine, by quamquam20
Tags: masturbation, dirty talk, and more.
Summary: Sherlock has figured out why John takes so long in the shower. (note: someone explain me why so many fics deal with John masturbating in the shower <33 )

Moustachioed, by what_alchemy
Words: 2295
Tags: moustache!kink, rimming (done by a moustached man!)
Summary: John grows a moustache. This disturbs Sherlock.

Stress relief, by kirakira_nanoda
Words: 1102
Tags: rough angry sex
Summary: John is angry, Sherlock offers him some stress relief

Sherlock At His Most Charming, by berlynn_wohl
Words: 2507
Tags: Established relationship, fight sex, anal sex, roleplay, embarassment
Summary: "Look at you, just enjoying yourself, like an ordinary person would do." (though my most fav quote is: “Fight me.” John hunkered down and gripped Sherlock’s thighs. “Like you don’t want me on you.”)

Our Little Agreement, by berlynn_wohl
Words: 4636
Tag: Established relationship, humiliation, oral sex, embarassment
Summary: "Speak up, my love, I can't hear you." / This story is a fill for a prompt on the kinkmeme. Anon wanted “gently patronizing” erotic humiliation.

The One Where Sherlock Come In His Pants, by ellie_hell
Words: 5164
Tags: alley sex, dirty talk, established relationship, semipublic sex...
Summary: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's.

Here, Our Minutes Grow Hours, by the_arc5
Words: 6710
Tags: first time, misunderstanding, sexual crisis, angst
Summary: In between corpses and embezzlement cases and grand thefts, it’s all very comfortable and domestic.

The Second Law Of Thermodynamics (series, 4 parts), by entangled_now
Words: a lot
Tags: sleeping together, teh sex but only in one chapter, ppl with doubts.
Summary: 1) In which there's no heating and there's a dead owl in Sherlock's bed. 2) In which an experiment has to be repeatable for the results to be valid. 3) In which John tries to restore some semblance of order. 4) In which there are rules, and John breaks them.

What Are You Going To Do About it?, by brbsoulnomming
Words: 7294
Tags: nudity!, teh sex, angst (ust)
Summary: For the prompt at sherlockbbc_fic: So, for whatever reason Sherlock steals John's clothes. John, BAMF that he is, decides he's not going to take this lying down and wanders around the flat completely naked because he doesn't want to play Sherlock's game. I want John making tea, cooking, reading a book (legs uncrossed, of course), watching telly, randomly bending over to pick things up, etcetera. JUST GOING ABOUT HIS DAY, BUT IN THE NUDE. Sherlock now has a major problem: John's nudity is DISTRACTING. He expected John would be all modest, or at least wear a towel or something, but things aren't going as planned. Bonus points if there's a drug bust.


Retirement/Old age fics

Battle Stratagem for Domesticated British Male, what_alchemy
Words: 7869
Summary: Age happens. This is not Sherlock's area.

Practical Johnkeeping, by what_alchemy
Words: 4330
Summary: Sherlock predicts nectar flow the same way he deduces a murder, but he harvests the honey like John coddles the dog.


Non-porn :P

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John For Science, by CKerased
Words: 5 chapters, 1500-ish each.
Summary: After Sherlock reads an article on the benefits of kissing, he convinces John to take place in a few snogging sessions... for science! Lots of medical lingo.

A Previous Engagement, by coloredink
Words: 4704
Summary: In which there is a misunderstanding, Sherlock goes on a series of dates, and John is confused.
Notes: Written for this kinkmeme prompt, which requested an update of the bit in CHAS where Holmes gets fake engaged to someone for the case.

As I love you, by mazarin221b
Words: 1500
Summary: For a prompt on the kinkmeme: "i know you're in love with me". open for interpretation, h/c or fluff. J/S would be lovely. ♥ Well, OP, I definitely went overboard with the fluff. I have no idea what got into me. Sorry.

Messages Between Mates, by icarryasonicscrewdriver
Words: 1054
Summary: Lestrade and Sally get a hold of John's phone and read out his messages. Fluff. Sweetness.

All that I have, by the_arc5
Words: 3721
Summary: In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock finds himself with a new weakness. John is both the cause and the cure.

Obvious; Or, Greg Lestrade Is Good At Detecting And Has Five Pounds To One That Sherlock And John Will Shag, by the_arc5
Words: 2269
Tags: matchmaker!Lestrade
Summary: Lestrade isn't the reasoning machine Sherlock is, but that doesn't mean he's blind. And it's obvious to him, if nobody else, that a certain dynamic duo could use a nudge in the right direction.

It Was Worth a Wound, by viridian-violet (Viri)
Words: 2150
Tags: Um. Wounded character, fairly detailed descriptions of shock. May be triggery for some, but not massively so. Gen/pre -slash - could be taken either way.
Summary: John gets hurt. Sherlock freaks. And Viri fails at subtly inserting book!canon ^^

An Act of Charity, by wordstrings
Tag: PG-13
Summary: Sherlock is thinking. (obviously about Watson).

Burning Up Through Your Veins, by verasteine
Words: 5570
Tags: PG, angst, romance.
Summary: Even Sherlock has feelings, no matter how hard he's learned to deny himself.

A Thorough Study On The Baker Street Fauna, by nekomitsu
Words: 3500-ish
Summary: Watson overhears Sherlock confessing his developing feelings towards him. To a replacement skull.

Almost Always, by ivyblossom
Words: 3480
Tags: a shitload of angst/ust (john's)
Summary: John, fearing for his life, writes a longhand blog post he can never put online.



A Study In Insults, by Moonbeam
Words: 1294
Tags: NC-17, Angst, Drama
Summary: John sees Sherlock after three years, they have angry sex and Sherlock and John fight about how bad of a decision Sherlock made, John insults him – a lot! John does not forgive Sherlock in this fic.

Sherlock's room, by TheWalrusAndThePenguin
Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Summary: After three years Sherlock comes back home.

Three years gone, by Trekkinthestars/Jesse_Kips
Tags: ANGST. Sad!Sherlock. Post-Reichbach, so believed character death by other characters. Lack of detail regarding Sherlock’s criminal destruction.
Summary: Sherlock left John behind because he wanted to keep him safe. It was the right choice, and he’d do it again, but that doesn’t mean he enjoyed it.


WIPS you really really really have to read

Curious Case, by Cleo2010 ****
Words: ongoing, 19000-ish at present; 6/8 chapters.
Tag: NC-17
Summary: After burning his hands, Sherlock's unable to release his 'tension' in the usual manner. Who should he turn to? His totally, completely straight friend and flatmate who's totally not into Sherlock or his boy parts at all. Definitely.

The Trouble with Truth Serum, by Cleo2010
Words: ongoing, 11700-ish, at present; 4/? chapters.
Tag: truth serum, mind games, ALL KINDS OF SEX, oral sex, anal sex, rought sex, kinks, scars.
Summary: Originally written for the kink meme which requested... During an experiment, Sherlock accidentally develops a truth serum. He doesn't realize that that's what it is until after he injected it into his blood stream.

A Cure for Boredom, by emmagrant01
Words: ongoing, 36000-ish, at present; 4/7 chapters - generally updated every wednesday!
Tag: !!! Mind kink, porn watching, masturbation, voyeurism, het and slash, double penetration, dirty talk, threesome F/M/M, threesome F/F/M, light bondage, light dom/sub, blowjobs, rimming.... and WHO KNOWS NEXT!
Summary: They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

The Last Drop, by Phyona
Words: ongoing, 18000-ish at present; 7/? chapters
Tag: drinking games, witty banter, pre-slash, intense conversations.
Summary: Sherlock and John fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
There are very few A song of ice and fire fics around, and I don't know why.
Among these, there is a tiny bunch of Jamie/Brienne fics, and I fudgin don't know why.
The worst is that most of them are quite badly-written, with characters completly OOC without even explain the possible reasons of their changement (above all I hate Jaime going all lovey-dovey-ish and easily saying "I love you". In my mind he exposes himself in a "Dean Winchester" way - it means that he usually tries to deny his feelings using wit and sarcasm or silence).

Here are the survival fics I want to recommend... according to my taste and my kinks, of course. Please, if someone wants to make a suggestion, feel free to link the fic to me!

Warnings: you could sob a little if you have this kind of issue (I'm ugly, i will never be found attractive). I have-ish, sooo...
Summary: (Brienne) longing (for Jaime) on a cold winter night. Of course they're sleeping (actually sleeping together).

Wouldn't you prefere a maiden fair?
Warnings: "ugly duckling" trope again, nothing else.
Summary: "That was what men wanted, wasn't it? Soft helpless women that they needed to protect?". Do you think Jaime gives a damn about that?

The importance of a negative answer
Warnings: UST (Jaime craving to fuck the shit of out of someone other than Cersei is spectacular, almost moving!), First Time, Fluff
Summary: i'd say, "3 times Brienne says no and one in which she... just yields"

The Inn of the Kneeling Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,800 words
Warnings: angst through another char' POV
Spoilers: AWDW
Summary: Brienne finally accepts Ser Hydle marriage proposal. Jamie gets to know it. Brienne POV.

Jaime gets possessive
Rating: R
Warnings: sex with kinky things I like (like "say my name" during the coitus - whoah!")
Spoilers: I don't really know :D There might be few hints. Not sure.
Summary: Jaime can't stand seeing Brienne sparring with the Lord Commander. And everyone really know angry(not too much unfortunately)/passionate sex is just near the corner.

Running Scared
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: UST (Jamie, mostly), oral sex (yay!)
Summary: This fics is based on a prompt on Jamie taking Brienne's virginity. Spoiler: you don't actually see him taking it... BUT! I'm sure I'll convince you reading this fic quoting a passage (and promising you some interesting cunnilingus):

‘What?’ Brienne mumbles, still not looking at him. ‘What do you mean, and what do you want?’

I meant to say that Ser Ronnet is a cruel lackwit, who would be more than fortunate to have you. I want to hold you and kiss you and fuck you and fall asleep with my limp prick still inside you and my head upon your shoulder, and then I want to fuck you again, first thing in the morning, and make you moan my name before we’ve broken our fast.

‘This,’ he replies. ‘If you would have me.’

Against the Wall
Warnings: UST & kiss
Summary: From the prompt "One tries to pin the other against a wall."

Jaime and Brienne discuss how Jaime's training is going. Based partially on events from Season 4 episode 2 of Game of Thrones (few spoilers).

To The North
Warning: Femdom, Oral Sex, Angry Sex
Summary: Jaime is angry at Brienne. She becomes angry too, but has her own methods of dealing with him.

Pretty When You Cry
Warnings: Dark Fic (I really like them but they're not for everyone's taste), First Time, abusive mood.
Summary: Jaime decides to give Brienne what they both desire (in a... very not gentle way), and save her from himself.

Broken Walls series
Warnings: ADWD spoilers. Another fic that goes quite Dark; angst, dubious consent, something that seems like hate sex/sex as punishment.
Summary: Despairing of Brienne's betrayal, Jaime seeks a way to exorcise his demons (part 1) + Since the Dreadfort, he came for her every night (part 2)

Drag my teeth across your chest to taste your beating heart
Warnings: Smut, woman on top, hair pulling, pwp, rough sex
Summary: This new thing with Brienne is pretty neat, and Jaime doesn’t intend to give it up anytime soon.

Come into my castle
Warnings: Voyeurism, masturbation
Summary: Jaime stumbles on a morning ritual of Brienne's and it becomes a part of his daily routine (in a kinky way!).

In The Palm Of Your Hand
Warnings: hand jobs, masturbation
Summary: Jaime struggles to masturbate with his left hand. Brienne gives him a hand.

In The Night
Warnings: dubious consent, and a little bittle of (fake) somnophilia (which I love!). No "real deal" cause the fic ends just a moment before the possible sex, and it's actually great this way. So sexy!
Summary: Jaime and Brienne are on the road and share a bed. Our lovely Kingslayer gets touchy and touchy night by night.

In Your Room
Warnings: masturbation, sexual fantasy
Summary: Jaime is on the road with Brienne, they sleep (as sleeping - sleeping) together. He starts masturbating thinking of Cersei but his mind constantly shift to... Brienne.

nearly beloved
Warnings: mature fic (teh sex)
Summary: At the beginning she mostly followed his lead, but now she doesn’t anymore and when she kisses him first, her tongue meeting his and that soft swell of her bottom lip moving against his own he selfishly thinks that maybe he’s glad that no one else but him knows about how good it feels to kiss her.
Written for "Porn Battle XIII", for the prompts "kiss" and "mouth".

with a wonder and a wild desire
Warnings: pwp, dirty talk (Jaime), woman on top, power play, oral sex, scars, dom/sub undertones
Summary: where Jaime has a dirty mouth and Brienne likes it just a bit too much. And it's just the beginning of it.

Born to rescue her
Warnings: is in Italian!
Summary: “Pare che io sia destinato a doverti salvare ancora e ancora e ancora.”

Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
01 November 2011 @ 07:51 pm
When I started my lj I didn't see the purpose of having one (The whole thing started well, yes). That's basically the reason why I decided to avoid posting and using my account only to make comments in others' ljs, instead.
But now, after dozen and dozen and dozen of fics I loved and good authors I discovered and now I do want to spread in the www, I've decided to make this place useful, writing a bunch of masterposts filled with the Supernatural related fanfictions I like the most.

So brace yourselves, lots of Cockles and Destiel fanfics are coming! :P

Edit: If you do know the Italian language and you're curious to know where my SPN devotion started from in a funny way (in Italian I have a good sense of humour that in English gets lots, 'cause I can't handle the language as well as my native one :( ), pay a visit on my main blog and go read this post!

Instead, this is my friending SPN meme! That is to say: I answered to few questions about what I think of the show.

Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
06 January 2010 @ 10:41 pm
If it isn't clear... I tend not to write down anything! XD Instead I comment and lurk a lot other people's livejournals!

Hello everybody! \^_-
Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
04 May 2009 @ 09:43 am
Thanks to kathapuli_girl I can write down my Bollywood movies watched list too!
The order is not alphabetical, but from the 1st one I saw!

(Last edit: 27th may 2009, 47 movies.)

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Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
06 April 2009 @ 12:14 pm
Il pulsante lj-cut mi odia ed io odio tutti, perciò vi beerò di un bel post carico di icone non nascoste!
Poiché se lj-cutto mi si sformatta tutta la tabella e non capisco perché!

Duplicate (IMDB) fa ridere da morire, ha dei balletti notevoli (Farah Khan, OVVIAMENTE) ed ha uno fra gli Sciarukki migliori di tutti i tempi, tira fuori certe espressioni facciali, paragonabili a un Jim Carrey meno impostato, che adesso si sogna letteralmente.

Translation: I loved Duplicate; and it made me finally understand that Shahrukh Khan was an extremely good comedian. Now I love him anyway - even if he is a big poser (*throws a passionate kiss at him*) - but the more of his movies before 2000s I see, the more I notice he gave his best and most skilled funny performances back in the 90's.

Ecco la vostra punizione!

(1-3) Dil to Pagal Hai
(4) Main Hoon Na
(5-12) Duplicate
(13-14) Paheli


Ovviamente se qualcuno sa come ovviare al problema, soluzioni sono bene accette!
Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
04 April 2009 @ 12:08 pm
My photobucket account is now filled up with images uploaded in order to make my own Bollywood Guide for Starters in italian (here) more appealing.
In the meantime I'm scrolling all the pics I have, and I found out something really interesting, that is to say: from my photobucket I can "rebuild" my monomaniacal phases.

!!!WARNING: lots of caps (and maybe spoilers) under the cut!!!

She's a maniaccc....Collapse )

I hope you enjoyed the trip you made in my fandoms! Come to see us again!

Kalla airlines.
Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
11 February 2009 @ 10:40 am
Today I'm kinda bored. Even if the penguin says I'm lazy. Well, let's say I'm bored AND lazy. Or maybe I'm bored because I'm lazy and viceversa. I actually think I'm bored and lazy because I yesterday I went to sleep very late and this morning I had to wake up at 8 o'clock. So we can say I'm bored, lazy and sleepy because I'm not very clever.
With a morning like this, isn't a wonderful moment for getting a test?

Shahrukh (or Saif Ali) Khan/ Takuya Kimura/Jensen Ackles nakedCollapse )

Yesterday I saw Supernatural 4x14 - Sex and Violence. I hope the Wincest fans (?) didn't get too horny by watching this episode! I won't resume the scenes I'm referring to because, you should know it if you really read my few LJ entries (even if I think a single post is enogh), my English suck (always without the "s").
As for me, I'm a known angst fan, and I must admit I was rather happy, lol!

Current Location: My kitchen
Current Mood: lazylazy
Current Music: E tu come stai - Baglioni (:P - tongue for "Tutti pazzi per amore" viewers)
Alessandra, sagittarius. Failed uzobicana monk.
08 February 2009 @ 08:41 pm
It was a very simple and not astounding movie, but I liked it A LOT. I don't know why, when I saw the dancing scene in the rain I fell deeply in love with Dil To Pagal Hai. And also Shahrukh. And Madhuri. And... well, with everything.

Basically, I'm going to copy things I wrote and posted in an italian forum where I'm trying to spread Bollywood movies (SMO).

(i.e. you can actually watch the whole movie by scrolling the caps)

Anyway, I wanted to post a little "Best of" of the caps, collected in "theme" groups.

Dirrrrty Shahrukh!Collapse )

For HQ caps check: here and here (both found on the community bolly_caps)

Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: Koi Ladki Hai - Dil to Pagal Hai OST