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Gotta tell you this: to me, John tops. I don't admit the opposite, since JOHN TOPS. He was a soldier. He's the solid sticked-to-the-ground part of the couple. He's shorter but he's larger. And seriously, Sherlock needs some spanks (if their relationship is sexual).
NC-17
Nostalgia, by Random_Nexus
Words: 9123
Tags: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock comes across some old photos of John and via his reaction to them realizes he has some strong feelings about his flatmate - shameless smut ensues.
Written for the prompt: Someone on my writer's group started talking about how it would be interesting to see Soldier John from the past and wondered what Sherlock's reaction would be.
The Perfect Specimen, by Cleo2010
Words: 16066
Tag: NC-17
Summary After seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations, Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his flatmate. This is the story of how that first sighting came to be and the following attempts to learn more. An unashamed masturbation-fest, first person and very detailed. It's rated explicit for a good reason!
The Red Box, by Cleo2010
Words: 8247
Tag: NC-17, Frottage, Anal Sex, Crossdressing, Knickers
Summary: Written for a prompt on the kink meme ages ago which asked for... John wears women's underwear sometimes. Sherlock is surprised and turned on
Exhibit, by berlynn_wohl
Words:
Tag: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock gets turned on when John is angry and bossy, so he tries to get him mad. He does et voilà, hot, steamy sex!
So that we may live in peace, by skyfyre
Words: 3136
Tag: NC-17 (wall-sex/hand-sex; first time)
Summary: London is a battlefield. A battlefield with tea.
As you consume the Longitudes, by coloredink
Words: 3936
Tag: NC-17 (wall-sex/hand-sex)
Summary: "You're drunk again," Sherlock observed. "It must not be working out with Sarah."
As if not spoken to in the act of love, by coloredink
Words: 8289
Tags: dubious consent, codependant!Sherlock, asexual!Sherlock, angst
Summary: Sherlock endures the indignities, bodies squirming against one another, the sweat, the saliva, because of John's jam in the fridge and sour-breathed kisses in the morning.
Note: Written for this kinkmeme prompt, which requested codependent!Sherlock tells John he's whatever sexuality John prefers so long as John doesn't leave him.
Messages Unspoken, by Kate_Lear
Words: 12796
Tag: NC-17
Summary: A look at Sherlock and John in the immediate aftermath of the Hounds of Baskerville case, with particular attention to John's knowledge of Morse code.
There's a first time for everything, by Kate_Lear
Words: 21126
Summary: A series of 'firsts' in Sherlock's life.
De Facto, by pennydreadful ****
Words: 5679
Tags: Medical Kink, Sex Toys, Dirty Talking, Weirdness
Summary: John thinks he has a normal sex life with Sherlock until of course he doesn't. If Sherlock can invent his own job, he can invent his own fetish.
On The Bottom, by pennydreadful
Words: 4671
Tags: Topping from the bottom, virginity, Sherlock gives a boyish feeling.
Summary: John tops from the bottom and Sherlock is an awkward hot mess, as usual.
Release, by pennydreadful ****
Words: 3845
Tags: anal sex, oral sex, handjob, fingerfucking, orgasm delay/denial
Summary: Orgasm denial...FOR SCIENCE! / or also, This was a fill for a prompt on the sherlockbbc_fic kinkmeme which asked for: Sherlock needs to find out the amount of semen a man can produce in one orgasm after repeated rounds of orgasm-denial over a 24 hour period (of course it's for a case, duh). He needs John to assist him. Someone has to hold the measuring cup, after all.
A turn of phrase, by pennydreadful
Words: 5355
Tags: Dirty talk, Oral Sex, Masturbation, anal sex
Summary: Sherlock's libido has rekindled after a dormant spell and he thinks it's time he and John have sex. John agrees. Smut and much filthy talk ensues.
Amenable, by Resonant
Words: 6120
Tags: romance, making out, first time
Summary: You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.
Home, by Resonant
Words: 3397
Tags: first time, romance
Summary: "Right, then," said Sherlock. "I'll need you out by the thirtieth."
As We Are Defined, by the_arc5
Words: 4889
Tags: romance, first time, angst
Summary: People assume things about them, but nobody really gets it. Nobody really understands what they are. Of course, John isn't quite sure he understands, either.
The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl, by out_there
Words: 32900
Tags: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.
A Silver Experience, by doodle_writes
Words: 16.400
Summary: John, we need to get married.
Yes and No, by emungere
Words: 5098
Tags: First Time, Crossdressing
Summary: "Yes, it's for a case. No, I derive no sexual gratification from it." "That's nice," John said. "Did you eat while you were out?"
Urgent Sexting, by verizonhorizon
Words: 2691
Tags: Humour, porn, texting, aphrodisiac, fluff
Summary: Sherlock's "I'm above carnality, you mindless masses" attitude and penchant for danger land him in trouble: a spurned aspiring lover doses him with an aphrodisiac. Sherlock is determined to enjoy this new drug (gift horses and all that) and asks John's help dealing with it.
Like A Glove, by verizonhorizon
Words: 860
Tags: Leather kink, porn, gloves
Summary: John fantasizes about Sherlock’s gloves with spectacular results.
I got mine, by quamquam20
Tags: masturbation, dirty talk, and more.
Summary: Sherlock has figured out why John takes so long in the shower. (note: someone explain me why so many fics deal with John masturbating in the shower <33 )
Moustachioed, by what_alchemy
Words: 2295
Tags: moustache!kink, rimming (done by a moustached man!)
Summary: John grows a moustache. This disturbs Sherlock.
Stress relief, by kirakira_nanoda
Words: 1102
Tags: rough angry sex
Summary: John is angry, Sherlock offers him some stress relief
Sherlock At His Most Charming, by berlynn_wohl
Words: 2507
Tags: Established relationship, fight sex, anal sex, roleplay, embarassment
Summary: "Look at you, just enjoying yourself, like an ordinary person would do." (though my most fav quote is: “Fight me.” John hunkered down and gripped Sherlock’s thighs. “Like you don’t want me on you.”)
Our Little Agreement, by berlynn_wohl
Words: 4636
Tag: Established relationship, humiliation, oral sex, embarassment
Summary: "Speak up, my love, I can't hear you." / This story is a fill for a prompt on the kinkmeme. Anon wanted “gently patronizing” erotic humiliation.
The One Where Sherlock Come In His Pants, by ellie_hell
Words: 5164
Tags: alley sex, dirty talk, established relationship, semipublic sex...
Summary: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's.
Here, Our Minutes Grow Hours, by the_arc5
Words: 6710
Tags: first time, misunderstanding, sexual crisis, angst
Summary: In between corpses and embezzlement cases and grand thefts, it’s all very comfortable and domestic.
The Second Law Of Thermodynamics (series, 4 parts), by entangled_now
Words: a lot
Tags: sleeping together, teh sex but only in one chapter, ppl with doubts.
Summary: 1) In which there's no heating and there's a dead owl in Sherlock's bed. 2) In which an experiment has to be repeatable for the results to be valid. 3) In which John tries to restore some semblance of order. 4) In which there are rules, and John breaks them.
What Are You Going To Do About it?, by brbsoulnomming
Words: 7294
Tags: nudity!, teh sex, angst (ust)
Summary: For the prompt at sherlockbbc_fic: So, for whatever reason Sherlock steals John's clothes. John, BAMF that he is, decides he's not going to take this lying down and wanders around the flat completely naked because he doesn't want to play Sherlock's game. I want John making tea, cooking, reading a book (legs uncrossed, of course), watching telly, randomly bending over to pick things up, etcetera. JUST GOING ABOUT HIS DAY, BUT IN THE NUDE. Sherlock now has a major problem: John's nudity is DISTRACTING. He expected John would be all modest, or at least wear a towel or something, but things aren't going as planned. Bonus points if there's a drug bust.
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Retirement/Old age fics
Battle Stratagem for Domesticated British Male, what_alchemy
Words: 7869
Summary: Age happens. This is not Sherlock's area.
Practical Johnkeeping, by what_alchemy
Words: 4330
Summary: Sherlock predicts nectar flow the same way he deduces a murder, but he harvests the honey like John coddles the dog.
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Non-porn :P
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John For Science, by CKerased
Words: 5 chapters, 1500-ish each.
Summary: After Sherlock reads an article on the benefits of kissing, he convinces John to take place in a few snogging sessions... for science! Lots of medical lingo.
A Previous Engagement, by coloredink
Words: 4704
Summary: In which there is a misunderstanding, Sherlock goes on a series of dates, and John is confused.
Notes: Written for this kinkmeme prompt, which requested an update of the bit in CHAS where Holmes gets fake engaged to someone for the case.
As I love you, by mazarin221b
Words: 1500
Summary: For a prompt on the kinkmeme: "i know you're in love with me". open for interpretation, h/c or fluff. J/S would be lovely. ♥ Well, OP, I definitely went overboard with the fluff. I have no idea what got into me. Sorry.
Messages Between Mates, by icarryasonicscrewdriver
Words: 1054
Summary: Lestrade and Sally get a hold of John's phone and read out his messages. Fluff. Sweetness.
All that I have, by the_arc5
Words: 3721
Summary: In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock finds himself with a new weakness. John is both the cause and the cure.
Obvious; Or, Greg Lestrade Is Good At Detecting And Has Five Pounds To One That Sherlock And John Will Shag, by the_arc5
Words: 2269
Tags: matchmaker!Lestrade
Summary: Lestrade isn't the reasoning machine Sherlock is, but that doesn't mean he's blind. And it's obvious to him, if nobody else, that a certain dynamic duo could use a nudge in the right direction.
It Was Worth a Wound, by viridian-violet (Viri)
Words: 2150
Tags: Um. Wounded character, fairly detailed descriptions of shock. May be triggery for some, but not massively so. Gen/pre -slash - could be taken either way.
Summary: John gets hurt. Sherlock freaks. And Viri fails at subtly inserting book!canon ^^
An Act of Charity, by wordstrings
Tag: PG-13
Summary: Sherlock is thinking. (obviously about Watson).
Burning Up Through Your Veins, by verasteine
Words: 5570
Tags: PG, angst, romance.
Summary: Even Sherlock has feelings, no matter how hard he's learned to deny himself.
A Thorough Study On The Baker Street Fauna, by nekomitsu
Words: 3500-ish
Summary: Watson overhears Sherlock confessing his developing feelings towards him. To a replacement skull.
Almost Always, by ivyblossom
Words: 3480
Tags: a shitload of angst/ust (john's)
Summary: John, fearing for his life, writes a longhand blog post he can never put online.
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Post-Reichenbach
A Study In Insults, by Moonbeam
Words: 1294
Tags: NC-17, Angst, Drama
Summary: John sees Sherlock after three years, they have angry sex and Sherlock and John fight about how bad of a decision Sherlock made, John insults him – a lot! John does not forgive Sherlock in this fic.
Sherlock's room, by TheWalrusAndThePenguin
Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Summary: After three years Sherlock comes back home.
Three years gone, by Trekkinthestars/Jesse_Kips
Tags: ANGST. Sad!Sherlock. Post-Reichbach, so believed character death by other characters. Lack of detail regarding Sherlock’s criminal destruction.
Summary: Sherlock left John behind because he wanted to keep him safe. It was the right choice, and he’d do it again, but that doesn’t mean he enjoyed it.
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WIPS you really really really have to read
Curious Case, by Cleo2010 ****
Words: ongoing, 19000-ish at present; 6/8 chapters.
Tag: NC-17
Summary: After burning his hands, Sherlock's unable to release his 'tension' in the usual manner. Who should he turn to? His totally, completely straight friend and flatmate who's totally not into Sherlock or his boy parts at all. Definitely.
The Trouble with Truth Serum, by Cleo2010
Words: ongoing, 11700-ish, at present; 4/? chapters.
Tag: truth serum, mind games, ALL KINDS OF SEX, oral sex, anal sex, rought sex, kinks, scars.
Summary: Originally written for the kink meme which requested... During an experiment, Sherlock accidentally develops a truth serum. He doesn't realize that that's what it is until after he injected it into his blood stream.
A Cure for Boredom, by emmagrant01
Words: ongoing, 36000-ish, at present; 4/7 chapters - generally updated every wednesday!
Tag: !!! Mind kink, porn watching, masturbation, voyeurism, het and slash, double penetration, dirty talk, threesome F/M/M, threesome F/F/M, light bondage, light dom/sub, blowjobs, rimming.... and WHO KNOWS NEXT!
Summary: They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
The Last Drop, by Phyona
Words: ongoing, 18000-ish at present; 7/? chapters
Tag: drinking games, witty banter, pre-slash, intense conversations.
Summary: Sherlock and John fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
accomplished
lazy
ecstatic